Some for the Giants and some for all of us.
Happy New Year’s Day! It is customary to make New Year’s resolutions, so here are a few for the San Francisco Giants:
- Sign another starting pitcher, preferably Rōki Sasaki.
- Don’t let Rōki Sasaki sign with another NL West team.
- Spend the money that was set aside for Corbin Burnes on something other than real estate and political donations. Preferably on players.
- Add a lil’ offense.
- Be interesting.
- Win a whole lotta baseball games.
- Hire a lawyer to find a law that shows the Dodgers should be banned for the next few years.
- Figure out what to do with Marco Luciano.
- Don’t be doofuses.
And here are a few New Year’s resolutions for me:
- None of your damn business.
Whatcha got?